What: Imagine you were Amber Alert running through a preschool playground…or Amber any day of the week. Now imagine you're running through that same schoolyard, but all the children are of legal age! That fantasy is precisely what Saturday's trail will provide. We can...

What: January 25th is the birthday of Robert Burns, the famous 18th century Scottish poet, and is the day for Burns Night celebrations in honor of his life, poetry and songs (he wrote "Auld Lang Syne", among many others). So let's celebrate by running a trail in...

Ok wankers. Time to shake off your Holidaze blues and get your arses to this Saturday's trail.Ingenious title:  The January 17th Hash.Cum as yourself.Start time:  1:69 pm.Hash cash:  5 Doll HairsLocation: FATE Brewing Co. 1600 38th Street, Boulder.Food...

What:Holidaze V - our annual romp through the frozen forest.When: Jan 9 - 11, 2015Where: Golden Gate Canyon State Park. Reverends Ridge Campground - same place its been for the past five yearsHares: TDBCost: $35 now - Oct 31, $45 Nov 1- Dec 31, $50 till day ofPay...

Roll out of bed and get your bum to the start for some delicious mimosas and struggle through whatever devious trail amber and I think up.What: The Hangover hashWhen:Crack o' Noon New Year's Day. (That's 12:00pm 1st January 2015)Where: Walker Ranch Loop...

Me Mee Meee!!!!!Lacy things....the wife is missin'Didn't ask.....her permissionI'm wearin' her clothes.Her silk pantyhose.Walkin' around in womens' underwear....Get your hashmas songs in order for THE LAST BH3 trail of the year! Saturday's evening trail (on 12/20/14)...

Since All-American Cumstain only knows about Facebook, not anything so old fashioned as email or webpages, I'll forward this announcement: ==================== Who knew Hashers were bad at organizing shit? Well, come by for a pickup hash this Saturday at 1:69. For...

What: I know most of you will still be in a haze of tryptophan and family overdose, so the hares will take it real easy on you. There is no theme. There are no water crossings, no snow or ice, and best of all no beer. Wait!? What?! Just kidding. There will be all the...

What:  The You Can’t Have Any Pudding Until You Beat Your Meat Hash - I’ve been living in Boulder for the past 12 weeks now and I’ve met many a homeless person with an iPad, seen a lot of pretty nature and sh*t, and had my fair share of organic free-range...

What:  The No Fucking Theme Hash - Let's stop pretending we're Weird-Ball going through his mom's closet and just dress like a bunch of half-mind hashers.When:   11/8 @ 1:69 HST (that's an hour earlier than recent hashes because boobs and balls look...

WHAT:  Hash Thanksgiving 2014 – Feast, football, trail etc.  Giant TV for football.  Semi-pro kitchen for the cooks.  We’ll have a big turkey and some other stuff but sides and dessert are potluck.  Please coordinate with the hare.  NEW...

What:  It's Halloween.  Let's put our heads in pumpkins and run around naked! Wear:  A Halloween costume.  The sluttier and scarier, the better. When:  Saturday October 25th @ 2:69 HST (aka 3:09 MST)Where:...

What:  It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month and Hashers don't NEED to be reminded about breasts but we can always learn more. So let's run around and remind people to get drunk and feel themselves up.Wear:  Ladies wear Pink (for lady-boob...

What:  As the conventional wisdom goes:  People from Denver think people from Boulder are weird, but people from Boulder think people from Ned are *really* weird.  In that spirit let's venture up into the patchouli-scented mountains of our neighbors to the west so...

What: Dress like your best 80's/90's gangsta and get elected! BH3 #713 When: This Saturday at 3pm (9/13) Where: Maxwell Lake (We have had beer checks here in the past.) Hares: Beano and Pippi Hash Cash: 5 dollas Bring: Yo gang colors, 'tude, forties, a boom box,...