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Deck the Balls

Tune: Deck the Halls Brought to you by: Cockchester Deck the balls with mouths of hotties Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be naughty Fa la la la la la la la la Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la la la la la Fuck Beano’s mom til she is sterile...

We are the Boulder Hashers

We are the Boulder Hashers, And we’re glad that we are here, We’ll out-sing your Songmeister, We’ll drink all your beer, We’ll fuck everybody, Then we’ll puke in your car, We are the Boulder Hashers, We’re the best Hash by far! We...

The Baby Seal Song

as sung by Muffet Way up north where it is cold And you know there ain’t no gold People make money from the skins that they have sold Some people hate the killing But I find it quite fulfilling Because I hate to see a baby seal grow old Chorus You don’t bludgeon a...

Can you Tell Me How to Get to Boulder H3

credits to Pro Bone Me (theme of: Sesame Street Intro) Hashing day, Drinking the beers away, Gettin’ lost at the hares’ DPs. Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Boulder H3? Shiggy trail, That’s how it’s meant to be. Catch the hares You...