On the first hashy day of 2016, there was a hash. Two shitty hares, Just Grant and Cum Quick Cowboy, took a pack of half-minds up and down the hills west of Boulder. The ice was treacherous, the alcohol flowed freely. Tortilla took a knock to the head (“Head, who said...
1 in 5 women in the U.S. has been raped. 1 in 4 has been severely physically harmed by a partner. It’s not okay to joke about violence against women. While Boulder’s h3 website specifies that “oversensitive” people shouldn’t hash, it says...
Cum have an orgy with Cockbuster and Closest D’ill Do! CB broke his ankle yesterday so happy hour will be at their place! Bring beer, your handcuffs and your pasties as we will send a video to Beano’s mom. I have fresh flower to give away. 1140 Portland...
I’m driving to Tucson for Xmas. It will be warm. There will be really good food. I’m thinking of traveling between the 18th and the 29th (ish) but that is subject to (mass)debate. Tucson’s jHavelena H3 (H4) is hashing on 12/19, 12/20 and 12/23. I...
DATE: Saturday, November 12, 2015 TIME: 12:00pm WHERE: Sandstone Ranch Community Park (Longmont, CO) DESCRIPTION: Trail will be short, cold and shitty. Emphasis on cold. And shitty. Circle will likely be outside, so bring warm stuff. We’re starting early to...
The sun was high and so were many of the hounds. The trail was long and the cocks were not. The drinks were flowing and the titties were strapped in tight (much to Itches’s dismay). In short, it was a Boulder hash; in the fucking snow, on a fucking trail, on the...
