WHEN
04/08/2017 at 02:00PM
WHERE
HARES
Cum Quick Cowboy & Southern Generositities
DESCRIPTION
A couple weeks ago, we ran a wonderfully shitty trail laid by two of our own along a particularly nice section of town: Sunshine Canyon. Not more than 30 hours later, it was burning to high heavens.
Were we to blame? No.
How can we prove it? By running another mountain hash and fire NOT starting very shortly after.
So if you’re not signed up to orgy in Pheonix, cum on down and have a grand ole time running shiggy and drinking beer.
Trail is dog friendly with leashes, but not stroller friendly.
THEME: Wear red in honor of fire and fuckers in Pheonix
BRING: Hashit (who has it?), Beano’s Mom, fire juggling things, virgins, the freedom of the hills, wizard sticks
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A
D’ERECTIONS
PLEASE CARPOOL! Hashers should organize carpools from Settlers Park or 6th and Pearl, as Pearl St is the most likely On-After destination. Take Boulder Canyon from Boulder, turn right on Sugarloaf Road, turn right at sign for Betasso Preserve, turn left into Betasso Preserve, first parking lot.
On-on!
Cum Quick Cowboy
cumquickcowboy@gmail.com 4042687000
