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WHEN

05/06/2017 at 01:00PM

WHERE

Shanahan Ridge Park

HARES

Unnecessary Penetration and Mach 2-Point Whore

DESCRIPTION

In celebration of Cinco de Mayo and May Day (apparently) and holidazed-decision making (where Amber! interpreted a 40 minute long chorus of YMCA as consent, probably more than once) and Penni’s first lay in Boulder — CUM RUN A TRAIL!

Dogs: Sure

Strollers: Sure?

Bring: $7, shoes, Truck Stop’s rotting carcus, hashshit, deoderant, bottles of liquor with worms or centipedes in them

Trail will be long and hard and hot and sweaty. Most hounds will probably perish. Don’t be slow.

HASH CASH

$7

TRAIL TYPE

A – A’

D’ERECTIONS

Shanahan Ridge Park. Park on Smugglers Way or take the Skip. Google that shit.

On-on!
Penne/Penni

UP: 301-974-2100, Mach: 303-332-7613