WHAT: Thanksgiving Orphans’ Hash = Potluck Thanksgiving Dinner, Post-prandial hash, Football on giant TV etc. Plenty of crash space + breakfast so no worries about driving home.
WHERE: The dwelling of Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef in Lakewood, on the east side of Green Mountain. See details below.
WHEN: Thanksgiving Day (28 Nov). Main Feast starts at 1:00 PM (Hash Time). We’ll start cooking, drinking and snacking by 9:00 AM at the latest, so cum early, drop a shot of rum in some coffee & putter around the kitchen or just hang out! We’ll party ’til late so cum by even if you have to do dinner with the fam!
DOGS & KIDS: Xtreme dog friendly! Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK. Kids welcome! Bring your larvae!
DETAILS: We’ll cook a big turkey and some other stuff. It’ll help if you coordinate your contributions with the hares to avoid duplication, but if planning is a challenge just show-up and bring whatever. We’ll have plenty of cheap beer but if you want something else then bring it. We have a big kitchen with a 6 burner commercial stove & two ovens, so cum early and cook with us instead of all alone.
HARES/QUESTIONS: Mother Ducker: 303-845-2125, Al@NaturalFractures.com Jorgia OH! Queef: 303-957-7945, teresa@pixelpixy.com
ADDRESS: 13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood CO, 80228. Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!
D’ERECTIONS:
From Denver: Take 6 west about 6 miles past I-25 to the Union/Simms exit. Turn left onto Union Blvd & go 1.0 mile. Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi. Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi. Turn left on Beech St. Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE. It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.
From Boulder: Take 93 South to Golden where you go east on US-6/E 6th Ave. Go 6.4 mi east to the Union Blvd exit. Turn right onto Union & go 1.0 mi. Turn right onto W. Alameda Pkwy & go 0.9 mi. Turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE & go 0.5 mi. Turn left on Beech St. Make immediate right onto West Ohio DRIVE. It’s the first house on the right past the house on the corner.