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WHEN

07/04/2018 at 5:09pm

WHERE

Valmont Bike Park

HARES

Beaver Creeper and All American Cum Stain

DESCRIPTION

Theme- Stand for the Anthem. The only kneeling allowed on this hash will be to swallow wine from a bag or to swallow the Hares 😉

Bring: 2 valid forms of ID for proof of citizenship, a Canadian flag to burn, patriotic colors, flour because I will likely forget, pictures of Ronald Reagan, patriotic drugs, lots of hugs

Hashit: No one has that shit anymore

Kids: Only if they drink their fair share of the aforementioned bagged wine

Dogs: Only if they stand for the anthem

Note: Many Hashers will be getting blacked out drunk at the 4K on the 4th at Avery Brewing in the morning (including myself). Feel free to stop by. Also feel free to hare for me.

HASH CASH

$7

TRAIL TYPE

1:1

D’ERECTIONS

Somewhere in Valmont Bike Park. Far away from the muggles, which should be no problem on a national holiday

On-on!
AACS

onon@boulderh3.com