WHEN
07/04/2018 at 5:09pm
WHERE
HARES
Beaver Creeper and All American Cum Stain
DESCRIPTION
Theme- Stand for the Anthem. The only kneeling allowed on this hash will be to swallow wine from a bag or to swallow the Hares 😉
Bring: 2 valid forms of ID for proof of citizenship, a Canadian flag to burn, patriotic colors, flour because I will likely forget, pictures of Ronald Reagan, patriotic drugs, lots of hugs
Hashit: No one has that shit anymore
Kids: Only if they drink their fair share of the aforementioned bagged wine
Dogs: Only if they stand for the anthem
Note: Many Hashers will be getting blacked out drunk at the 4K on the 4th at Avery Brewing in the morning (including myself). Feel free to stop by. Also feel free to hare for me.
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
1:1
D’ERECTIONS
Somewhere in Valmont Bike Park. Far away from the muggles, which should be no problem on a national holiday
On-on!
AACS
onon@boulderh3.com