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02/23/2019 at 02:00PM


West End Tavern, 926 Pearl St, Boulder, CO 80302


Taming of the Screw & Whore’s Whisperer


Please join us for a hash, complete with a virgin hare and a virgin hare of Boulder H3, neither of which can reach the top shelf…what could go wrong? Everyone is welcum! Expect an urban trail, sunny 40 degree weather, two beer nears, a fishhook or two, and strenuous turkey/eagle splits.

WHAT: Boulder H3, A-A’
WHERE: West End Tavern
926 Pearl St
Boulder, CO 80302
PARKING: Figure it out? Bike? Run there?There is free parking in the library parking lots just around the corner from the start and on-after. They are only pay lots Monday-Friday.
HARES: Taming of the Screw
Whore’s Whisperer
WHEN: Saturday, 2/23/19
2PM meet
2:15PM hares away
2:30PM pack out
DOG FRIENDLY: Trail is, as long as your dog is 100% friendly around (drunken) people and other (drunken) dogs!
LENGTH: Longer than a Scree Whisperer and shorter than a 1/2 marathon. (Around 5 miles)
SHIGGY: Minimal
BRING: A whistle, high fives, hash cash, low expectations, used livers, Beano’s mom, your singing voice, visitors, only the very breast virgins, Diet Coke.
ON-AFTER: The Bitter Bar
835 Walnut St
Boulder, CO, 80302

Safety third (first!) Please drink responsibly or else find a DD, take public transit, Uber/Lyft/taxi, or arrange crash/cuddle/sex space with someone attractive or not so attractive.




A – A’


Boulder H3