WHEN
03/17/2019 at 03:20PM
WHERE
HARES
Cum Quick Cowboy 🤠
DESCRIPTION
WHAT: Green Dress in Schlongmont on Our Saint Patrick’s day!
WHY SCHLONGMONT: Boulder no longer has an Irish bar. The bubble must not be disturbed!
WHEN: 2:30 on Sunday. Which means 3ish. Which means hares out by 3:15. Which means hounds out at 3:30
WHERE: McCarthys Irish Pub in Schlongmont. I’ve been told it will be quite empty. Perf
WEAR: Green Dresses. Acceptable attire includes: green mermaid dresses, green prom dresses, green sun dresses, green cocktail dresses, green ball gowns, green pantsuitdress, Celtics jersey
BRING: ID, Cash/Card/Sexual favors, virgins, Brrrgh, Brrrgh’s hot roommate, four-leaf clover, a box of Lucky Charms, high school girls who woke up in green prom dresses the previous night, the hashit, dildos, new running shoes, green beer, green cookies for Cum
HASH CASH
FREE. It’s a special day. And most of the stops will be at bars. Expect to buy beer on trail.
TRAIL TYPE
A – A
D’ERECTIONS
Take the BOLT bus to Ken Pratt and Main St. Walk a little bit north on Main St to McCarthy’s.
On-on!
Boulder H3
onon@boulderh3.com