WHEN: 11/21/2015 at 01:30PM
WHERE: NCAR – National Cooter for Assmospheric Research
HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy & Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
DESCRIPTION:
Since we’re all just fucking transients living in this ethereal [self-service] truck stop on the road to hell, instead of wallowing in the pain of our eventual sacrifice to the hashygods, we should instead turn our attention behind us, to our better years, and celebrate that place you once called home.
HASH CASH: 5
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
TURKEY/EAGLE: No
BRING:
Those of you cumming from Miami, wear your winter bikinis; from Cali, bring your surfboard; from Georgia, bring cheesy grits; from Louisiana, wear a removable shirt; from Seattle, wear your summer attitude; from Colorado, wear winter-appropriate trail run clothing. If you are from outside the US, I suggest red, white and blue to represent wherever you cum from. Also bring beer gloves, trail-prepared shoes, hashshit, the longest of johns, warm circle clothing, fleshlight for after dark (not needed on trail), and an appetite for running in circles. Depending on conditions, shoe-traction or wizard sticks are suggested.
D’ERECTIONS:
There is parking at NCAR. See the googlymaps link. We’ll be in the back of the lot so as to attract less attention.
ADDITIONAL INFO:
There will be trails. There will be ice and snow. There will be beer.
YES for dogs, NO for strollers. Hares out at 2ish.
CONTACT: CQC: jon.m.eisen@gmail.com. See BH3 Facebook post for Phone #’s
On-on!
Cum Quick Cowboy 