For all of you half-brained wanks, Mach 1.whore posted this very cum-portant info to the Holidaze FB event:
So many deets:
D-erections
There are several options, but most important is to know the directions before leaving because cell reception is iffy. Road conditions should be fine for most any vehicle but watch the weather and know it is worse up there.
One option is to take Golden Gate Canyon Road (HWY 46) which is just north of Golden off 93, Follow this west 33 miles until HWY 119 and turn right. Follow this for 3.3 miles then turn right on Gap Road. Follow this for 2 miles until you see a sign directing you to turn left for Reverends Ridge Camp Ground. Follow cabin/yurt signs from there
As Closest mentioned all vehicles will need to pay for parking for each day they are there (Friday, Saturday, likely Sunday). $7/day or swing by the visitors center and get an annual pass for $70 and go to a park 8 more times this year.
If you rented a cabin you should be getting instruction on how and when to access your cabin. You should spread that info to your cabin.
There is a ranger that will be patrolling to make sure people are there and happy. Be super nice and polite to this person. (this does not mean you have to open the door topless). If you have booze at least pretend to keep it out of sight, we can only have 3.2% alcohol so that’s the story. The only other thing they care about is keeping food and stuffs inside so as not to attract animals.
Kegs will be arriving at 3ish, perhaps earlier, perhaps later. There will be a cabin crawl Friday where the pack travels cabin to cabin for libations, this is followed by a midnight naked hash IN TWOOO MINUTES!
Saturday will be a struggle and at some point there will be a shitty hash up a hill. This will be followed by complaining about said trail and drinking in hopes of killing the memory of it. At some point there will be a gift exchange so bring something you think will make a hasher blush.
Sunday will consist of trying to gather the remains of what may have once been respectable lives. We are responsible to leave the cabins cleaner than we found them. This takes time, please do your part or be shunned.
You are responsible for food and anything other than copious amounts of beer. You are also responsible for being warm enough to not die. Circle might be outside, trail will be outside, outside wants to kill you with cold so the moose can feast on your flesh. The inside sometimes wants to kill you with fire. Don’t die.
-Mach (not in any way responsible for the failure of this event, solely responsible for all successes)