Some stupid team played the Broncos. The Broncos won. The hash succeeded in downing a few kegs of beer.
Lazy Dayz and All American Trump Weiner laid a trail that was neither easy nor hard, but somewhere in between, like a half-erect chub. Amber showed up somewhere between the start and end of circle and then immediately left to try and find the children that Lazy Dayz had enticed into laying trail for him. Poopsie Daisy succeeded in napping through trail. G Titties and Cum Quick showered us in extreme racism (in addition to the usual bodily fluids). The real wieners of the evening were Pippy, Sandy, Closest Dick’ll Do, and Unnecessary Penetration, who each won a pile of ones for worshipping Demon Horse. The money smelled of strawberries, marijuana, and children’s tears. The afternoon was declared shitty and we all went home to masturbate.
On-on,
Sandy Sausage