WHEN: 01/01/2016 at 02:00PM
WHERE: 625 Pearl St, Courtyard
HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy and Just Grant
DESCRIPTION:
Get your new year started off right with cocks, socks, beer and BH3. We don’t care WTF you wear.
No dogs/kids/etc.
On-After: 625 Pearl St., Apt. 12 until we run out of beer/liquor or Just Grant’s neighbors kick us out of the complex, then the Sundowner off of Pearl Necklace.
HASH CASH: 5
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
TURKEY/EAGLE: No
BRING:
Your hangover, traction, drugs, coffee, advil, wizard sticks, cock socks, a thirst for beer and shiggy.
D’ERECTIONS:
use Google Maps you fucking twats.
ADDITIONAL INFO:
Traction is highly recommended due to the likelihood of ice, snow, and anal seepage on trail. Any cigarette smoking cannot be done within the “cunt-plex” at 625 Pearl St.
CONTACT: Just Grant @7135032198, Cum Quick Cowboy @4042687000
On-on!
Just Grant 