WHEN
11/17/2018 at 02:00PM
WHERE
Hungry Toad, 2543 Broadway, Boulder, CO 80304
HARES
rode hard, put up wet & cum quick cowboy
DESCRIPTION
+ 500 pts for wearing ski gear
+ 250 pts for calling your mom on trail
+ 1000 pts for a BN
+ 1000 pts for the sickest line of the day
+ 150 pts for whacking your pole
+ 500 pts for a pro call-out (if we see Sage Canaday)
+ 300 pts for informing passersby that your fellow hashers eat ass
hares: rode hard put up wet, cum quick cowboy
when: saturday, hares away at 2:30, and we WILL leave your ass
mountains: i don’t know, but this is a ski movie
hash cash: probably, but not my job
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A’
D’ERECTIONS
1 go to the start of the hash
2 hash
2.5 altoid hummer
3 finish hashing
On-on!
rode hard, put up wet
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