What: END O’ THE WORLD HASH!
Yes folks, as we all know the END OF THE FIFTH SUN OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR is on the Winter Solstice THIS YEAR! As new-age prophets and seers keep telling us (it’s gotta be true) ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE ARE ALL DOOMED! Nothing will survive past midnight. Let’s hash our way into Oblivion.
We will feed you spaghetti & whatever pot-luck y’all bring. Vegetarian option available. There will be a keg.
When: Friday, 21 December 2012 – The Winter Solstice. Pre-lube starts at 5:30 PM. On-Out at 6:45 PM. Stay all night if you want.
Where: Hash is A to A at Mother Ducker’s pad: 13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, Colorado, 80228. The “DRIVE” in the address is very important.
Hares: Mother Ducker & Jorgia OH! Queef. We could use a vigorous co-hare to help lay trail.
Questions? Call MD at 832-766-3458 or 303-845-2125. JOQ at 303-957-7945.
Attire: Either: A) Wear the clothes that you want to wear in the afterlife because we’re all Doomed. B) Dress like bloodthirsty Gods/Goddesses so we have somebody to kill us all in case the Real Deal does not show-up.
Hash Cash: Donation in a can.
Bring: Virgins, dogs, night-vision goggles, WARMTH, a stout hiking stick for thumping mountain lions. We will feed you spaghetti, but the rest is pot-luck so bring something.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Super dog friendly trail, beer/shot stops & On After – fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture, leg-humping OK… Strollers – probably not, bring a backpack for your larvae.
Hash Crash: Tons of crash space – beds, couches, floors. Stay all night. We’ll feed you breakfast.
D’Erections:
PART 1.
From Boulder: Take 93 south to US 6 East. Go 6.4 miles to the Simms St / Union Blvd exit. Turn right onto Union at the top of the ramp.
From Denver or Colorado Springs: Take I-25 to US 6 West. Go 5.7 miles to the Simms St. / Union Blvd exit and turn left onto Union at the top of the ramp.
PART 2: Once you are on Union go south 1.2 miles to W Alameda Pkwy and turn right. Go 0.9 mi and turn right onto West Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles, turn left onto Beech St, then make your first right onto West Ohio DRIVE. It’s the first house on the right (not the house on the corner).
LOST? Call Call MD at 832-766-3458 or 303-845-2125