WHEN: 03/13/2016 at 01:00PM
HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy & Self Service Truck Stop
DESCRIPTION:
The one day in the one town in Colorado that the hashers might not be weirder than the civilians. There’s a dead (who said dead?) dude that got blue balls so bad they froze him and then decided to have a festival mocking his dead frozen boner. Apparently this is becoming a Boulder hash tradition, what a bunch of dipshits. Expect snow, snow-shiggy, mountain lions, a beer mile, trespassing, and boogying down down down…
HASH CASH: 5.50 (Yup, Mach’s gonna have to carry 5lbs in quarters)
TRAIL TYPE: A – B
TURKEY/EAGLE: No
BRING:
An appetite for acts prohibited in public regarding porto potties, identification card, a warm layer, rigor mortis, wariness of Nederland’s finest, wariness of Nederland’s worst, hippie-repellant (AKA make America great again hats).
D’ERECTIONS:
Get to the Boulder transit center and take the noon bus (Route: N) and get off. Then get off the bus at the Ned High School. Parking will be a chit-show so I’d highly consider this option. frozendeadguydays.org/transportation-and-parking
The last bus leaves at 8:30.
www3.rtd-denver.com/schedules/getSchedule.action?runboardId=161&routeId=N&routeType=12&branch=&&direction=E-Bound&serviceType=2#direction
ADDITIONAL INFO:
Not pooch and small human friendly. Also, it costs $10 to get into the music tents this year. So bring in additional ten doll hairs if you desire to enjoy the festivities post-hash.
CONTACT:
On-on!
Self Service Truck Stop 