Mark Twain once commented:"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over...
What: This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia). When: Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)Where: Sanitas BreweryHares: Amber Alert and FriendsHash Cash: $0Bring: A Bike! Money and ID (since all...
[Posted for All American Cumstain]Good Afternoon,To celebrate the glorious occasion of shooting a bunch of Red Coats and becoming the greatest nation on Earth, we will hash. Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a...
What5th Anal Boulder H3 Summer CampoutWhenFriday, July 10 to Sunday, July 12Hash Cash$20 to Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick. Before the campout, either send $20 to Weird.Ball.Yank.a.Dick@gmail.com through Paypal (https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/send) or...
What: A hashWhen: Saturday 20 Jun @ 1800 (that's 5:69 pm or 5:00 pm Beano Time)Where: Arapahoe Ridge ParkHares: Beano and Lady Dayz(?)Hash Cash: 5 intergalactic creditsBring: Your enthusiasm for mud and a mild tolerance for sheit beerTrail: Alpha – Zulu...
What: 3rd Anal Toga/Bolder Boulder/Memorial Day HashIt’s Memorial Day and the day of the Bolder Boulder. We will annoy/enthral the tail end of the Bolder Boulder as we zigzag through sections of the course, drink beer, and tuck boners. Afterwards, we will grill,...
