What: 1/4 Cup of Cock’s virgin lay (It’s about time you lazy fuck!) The Golden Hash! Get your tukus in a car and drive down to Golden for something a little different. The theme is: Be Who You want To Be (AKA your best impression of 1/4 Cup of Cock). Not...
What: BASH #2 Boulder Hash #747When: Saturday 8/22 @ 5:69Where: World Famous Dark Horse SaloonHares: Just Ben and HomoWreckerHash Cash: $0 – Bring $ for trailTrail: I don’t know if this is hash #747 or 746.5 because...
There will be a hash to commemorate two of the funkiest things that have ever happened on this Earth: Woodstock (8/15/1969) and the Wizard of Oz (8/15/1939). Wizards and hippies will unite for the first time in many years to run in a loop like idiots!When: Saturday...
Mark Twain once commented:"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over...
What: This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia). When: Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)Where: Sanitas BreweryHares: Amber Alert and FriendsHash Cash: $0Bring: A Bike! Money and ID (since all...
[Posted for All American Cumstain]Good Afternoon,To celebrate the glorious occasion of shooting a bunch of Red Coats and becoming the greatest nation on Earth, we will hash. Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a...
