03/11/2023 at 02:00PM
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
We’re right in between the Jewish holiday of Purim and the Irish Pub aficionado’s holiday of St. Patrick’s Day. Both holidays are traditionally celebrated with alcohol, food, and costumes. So, dust off your green dress, grab your whistle or other noise maker, and get ready to follow the instructions of the rabbis in the Talmud and get ready to drink until you can “no longer distinguish between ‘Cursed is Haman’ and ‘Blessed is Mordecai’’.” You’re not just day-drinking and getting wild, you’re performing a mitzvah!
BRING: Green dresses, virgins, whistles, noise makers, new (green) shoes, hamantaschen, and combined Jewish-Irish pride flags.
DOGS: With a leash.