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WHEN: 11/07/2015 at 02:09PM

 

WHERE: Engineering Center Parking Garage

 

HARES: Blackout Mount and Itches From Bitches

 

DESCRIPTION:

What’s a Bromance hash? Basically show up smashed and leave smashed. In accordance with the trail location I thought it would be appropriate to dress like the local students. After wondering around campus the past four years, I think I know my way around the place… maybe.

 

HASH CASH: $5

 

TRAIL TYPE: A – A

 

TURKEY/EAGLE: No

 

BRING:

Cranium Lamps, Bro-tanks, Polo shirts (with collars popped), Ray Bans, boat shorts, snapbacks, trucker hats, America themed apparel, ‘Donald Trump’ presidential signs

 

D’ERECTIONS:

IT IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED THAT YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE TO CAMPUS AND LOCK UP AT THE ENGINEERING CENTER. CU has a football game so campus will be shitty and parking will be very limited. On the plus side there will be a bountiful amount of half-naked half-minds.

 

CONTACT:

Blackout Mount: (724) 263-6587

 

ADDITIONAL INFO:

On-on!
Blackout Mount