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02/11/2023 at 02:00PM

40.01526° N, 105.28128° W

Whore’s Whisperer


This day marks the 80th Analversary of Gispert’s demise, so let’s don black dresses and hash! Honor to him for gifting us with this absurdity. Or just show up in black and new shoes, we’ll even take you in a Diet Coke costume.

Who-Mourners, visitors with nice legs, celebrators, virgins with hairy legs, full-minds

What-A hash, a drinking club with a running problem, an adult scavenger hunt, a ____.

Where-40.01526° N, 105.28128° W

Why-To honor the founder of the Hash House Harriers, G! To promote physical fitness among our members. To get rid of weekend hangovers. To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer. To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel.

When-Meet at 2pm, hare out at 2:15pm, pack out at 2:30pm.

Hare-Whore’s Whisperer

Hash Cash-$7 cash or else Venmo @BoulderH3 using the friends/family/no fees option.

Trail-4-5 miles true, no microspikes needed, mostly pavement, 2 BN’s

Dog Friendly-Yep!

On-After-Illegal Pete’s, 1124 13th St
Boulder, CO 80302,

*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi/public transport. Please follow CDC guidelines for Covid protocols, and if you don’t feel well, stay home and cuddle your canine or sex doll or Sex Doll. On-safety third-On!*