02/11/2023 at 02:00PM
40.01526° N, 105.28128° W
This day marks the 80th Analversary of Gispert’s demise, so let’s don black dresses and hash! Honor to him for gifting us with this absurdity. https://youtu.be/NTmzatmIw88. Or just show up in black and new shoes, we’ll even take you in a Diet Coke costume.
Who-Mourners, visitors with nice legs, celebrators, virgins with hairy legs, full-minds
What-A hash, a drinking club with a running problem, an adult scavenger hunt, a ____.
Where-40.01526° N, 105.28128° W
Why-To honor the founder of the Hash House Harriers, G! To promote physical fitness among our members. To get rid of weekend hangovers. To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer. To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel.
When-Meet at 2pm, hare out at 2:15pm, pack out at 2:30pm.
Hash Cash-$7 cash or else Venmo @BoulderH3 using the friends/family/no fees option.
Trail-4-5 miles true, no microspikes needed, mostly pavement, 2 BN’s
On-After-Illegal Pete’s, 1124 13th St
Boulder, CO 80302, illegalpetes.com
*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi/public transport. Please follow CDC guidelines for Covid protocols, and if you don’t feel well, stay home and cuddle your canine or sex doll or Sex Doll. On-safety third-On!*