12/03/2022 at 02:00PM
What-A hash, a drinking club with a running problem, an adult scavenger hunt, a ____.
Where-39.96720° N, 105.25863° W
Why-Misery, merriment, bad choices, Holiday Hundred miles, good choices, evading loneliness, foolish dedication, sunshine
When-Meet at 2pm, pack out between 2:15-2:30pm, as daylight and pleasurable temperatures are as scarce as Whore’s Whisperer’s good will.
Hash Cash-$7 cash or else Venmo @BoulderH3 using the friends/family/no fees option.
Trail-3.5-4.5 miles, likely all on trails, bring microspikes and a cranium lamp
Parking-Street only and no porta potty, carpool/walk/run/bike if possible. You may be able to park at the elementary school just down the road if needed.
On-After-Dark Horse Saloon, 2922 Baseline Rd, Boulder, CO 80303, darkhorsebar.com
*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi/public transport. Please follow CDC guidelines for Covid protocols, and if you don’t feel well, stay home and cuddle your canine or sex doll or Sex Doll. On-safety third-On!*