WHEN
12/16/2023 at 12:00PM
WHERE
Outback Saloon
HARES
Sexual Pork & RU Closest Tonite
DESCRIPTION
Cum one cum all to this absolutely daft conception of a trail – A simultaneous bash & hash! Two kennels, two packs, two modes of locomotion; four hares, two trails rejoining eachother at each beer check – What could possibly go wrong? Cum witness this Christmas miracle of a yuletide shitshow with your own two thighs.
BRING: $5 Hash Cash + Cash & ID for bar stop on trail
Where: Outback Saloon, in the rear. maps.app.goo.gl/5L7h6mpBXb11gBZX6
When: Saturday, December 16, 2023 at 11:69am.
Who: Santa’s jolliest wankers & wankettes
Why: It’s the most wonderful time for a beer
Hares: Sexual Pork & RU Closest Tonite
HASH CASH
$5
On-on!
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