BH3 Bash #5

WHEN: 05/19/2016 at 06:00PM

WHERE: Arrowwood Park (a.k.a. Arrowhead Park (a.k.a. the park near the Dark Horse)) (click to view on Google Maps)

HARES: Sandy Sausage and Friends

DESCRIPTION:

Bash (verb) – to masturbate furiously [ Urban Dictionary (2003) original submission by Wanksta ]. (e.g. “I thought Cockbuster Video was pumping up his tire, but he was just bashing away on his dick.”)

Cum one, cum all, to the second bash of the season. This is a bicycle hash, requiring little to no bicycling skillz. Bring a bike, a cranium lamp, an ID, and a desire to punish your liver. As per usual, this will be a pickup style hash, where the FRB will get to set the trail for the next leg. Each beer check except the first and last will be at a local drinking establishment of the FRB’s choice.

HASH CASH: five d’s

TRAIL TYPE: A – A

TURKEY/EAGLE: No

BRING:

A bike, $, some dignity, a cranium lamp, virgins, knee and elbow pads, born-again virgins, mormons, an ID, and a desire to punish your liver.

D’ERECTIONS:

Ride your bike to the park. It’s at Arrowwood Ln and 32nd St. Fairly close to the World Famous Darkhorse.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

I wouldn’t bring your dogs or kids, but y’all do whatever you’d like.

CONTACT: seven one three – five zero three – two one nine eight

On-on!
Sandy Sausage