WHEN
12/06/2025 at 12:00PM
WHERE
Valmont Bike Park
HARES
Consolation Prize & Itches From Bitches
DESCRIPTION
RA: 2 If By Gay Socks, 1 If By Cowboy Hat
Hash Cash: $5 for yellow beer; do not venmo $ to Boulder H3
Trail: A to A (approximately 4-5 miles)
Why: There’s a nasty rumor that there are no more hashers in Boulder!!!
Bring: $5 hash cash, a thirst for beer, virgins, a lack of racing aspirations, Beano’s Mom, and whistles.
Parking: Highly recommend carpooling as park’s parking lot is popular and small (just like ur mom)
RSVP: 11:69 pm on Friday (12/05/25)
On After: VisionQuest Brewery
HASH CASH
$5 (don’t pay @boulderh3, it’s a front)
On-on!
onon@boulderh3.com