WHEN
10/28/2017 at 2:69
WHERE
HARES
Cockchester and Semen 4 Vegan
DESCRIPTION
THEME: Halloween costumes, offensive carved pumpkins, evading the police, getting diabetes.
BRING: Hash Cash, ID, other monies for bars, bail money for Weird Ball, lots of quarters for strippers, candy for Amber to lure children with, and the Hashit to burn in a bonfire.
DON’T BRING: dogs (this time), children (ever), Cha Cha (actually, on second thought, bring Cha Cha).
OTHER: Hares out at 4:00. Semen might die, and Cockchester gets lost easily, so this could get interesting.
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A’
D’ERECTIONS
Meet inside Oskar Blues on Pearl St. before that cursed location shuts down yet again. Probably run/walk/bike/rollerblade/segway/Uber/Lyft/hitchhike there because downtown is gonna be cray, but you do you.
On-on!
Cockchester / Semen
716.628.2353 / 303.908.7903