WHEN: 05/07/2016 at 02:00PM
WHERE: The old GM dealership parking lot just south of pearl on 30th (click to view on Google Maps)
HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy
DESCRIPTION:
Have you ever wondered why no one understands you? Have people blatantly not given into your unspoken wishes? Have you been the victim of hardships such as too many eggs in your breakfast made by top-notch chef, someone bought you a beer but it wasn’t hoppy enough, or that no one laughed at your really really good joke?
If you said yes to any of these questions, then I know how you feel. Cum out and run in a circle like you want to show the world how much its been very mean to you!
Ignore those pansies going to “derby parties,” where they drink mint tulips, who wants to drink a flower anyway? Cinco de mayo, psh! I don’t even like mayo! Ignore your friends and relatives graduating. Remember, its only a bachelors, not even worth your time.
HASH CASH: 7
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
TURKEY/EAGLE: No
BRING:
ID/MONEYZ ON TRAIL, hashshit (FIST!), virgins, your lonely spirit, Beano’s Mom (to share only!), an appetite for silent protest
D’ERECTIONS:
The old dealership is between pearl and walnut on the east side of the road, north of Christy Sports, and south of the creek. Park near the back of the lot (east side). The Hop bus stops at Christy Sports, so you can take that.
ADDITIONAL INFO:
Hare out 2:30-3ish. Dogs and children of all ages welcome, but not exactly stroller friendly, use a bjorn!
CONTACT: cumquickcowboy@gmail.com Four-Oh-Four–Two-Six-Eight–Seven-Thousand
On-on!
Cum Quick Cowboy 