WHEN
09/14/2017 at 06:00PM
WHERE
Free parking lot near Boulder res
HARES
Pee Pee McFarts and Tamp-On Tamp-Off
DESCRIPTION
That is correct it is time for the boulder Race-ists to come out of hiding, we have another beerienteering event.
Please RSVP to this event as a count beers to hide is needed!!
Beerienteering rules as written by Amber Alert:
Note the new amendment to rule 5.
It’s like a beer mile but with getting lost:
1) all participants will stretch, warm up, and eat a gluten-free orgasmic energy GU.
2) everyone receives a map with 3 or 4 locations marking hidden beer stashes.
3) everyone gets on their knees as Brrgggghhhh sings the national anthem
4) everyone must chug a beer before finding their way to the first location however they choose. When they get there, chug a beer before leaving for the next location. Place the empties in your sack! You can only complete the r*ce if you return to the start with 4 empties!
5) if a hobo has found one of the beer stashes you must either fight or outwit said hobo (see Weird-Ball for advice)
5A) if you find a hobos beer you must immediately take it all, and wander around lost with out the aid of your map.
69) race back to the start with all your empties to receive your participation trophy! Now with no sharp edges!
Bring:
Some sort of sack, the hairier the better, to store your empty as you must carry them back to the start.
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A
D’ERECTIONS
Go to the corner of Fuckoff and Getamap
On-on!
Pee Pee McFarts
PeePeeMcFarts@PDMC.us
