What: 1/4 Cup of Cock’s virgin lay (It’s about time you lazy fuck!) The Golden Hash! Get your tukus in a car and drive down to Golden for something a little different. The theme is: Be Who You want To Be (AKA your best impression of 1/4 Cup of Cock). Not...
What: BASH #2 Boulder Hash #747When: Saturday 8/22 @ 5:69Where: World Famous Dark Horse SaloonHares: Just Ben and HomoWreckerHash Cash: $0 – Bring $ for trailTrail: I don’t know if this is hash #747 or 746.5 because...
There will be a hash to commemorate two of the funkiest things that have ever happened on this Earth: Woodstock (8/15/1969) and the Wizard of Oz (8/15/1939). Wizards and hippies will unite for the first time in many years to run in a loop like idiots!When: Saturday...
Mark Twain once commented:"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over...
What: This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia). When: Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)Where: Sanitas BreweryHares: Amber Alert and FriendsHash Cash: $0Bring: A Bike! Money and ID (since all...
