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Hash Story: Hangover Hash 1/1/2016

On the first hashy day of 2016, there was a hash. Two shitty hares, Just Grant and Cum Quick Cowboy, took a pack of half-minds up and down the hills west of Boulder. The ice was treacherous, the alcohol flowed freely. Tortilla took a knock to the head (“Head, who said...

The other day I stabbed a man in the heart, then fucked him until his rotten cock fell off

1 in 5 women in the U.S. has been raped. 1 in 4 has been severely physically harmed by a partner. It’s not okay to joke about violence against women. While Boulder’s h3 website specifies that “oversensitive” people shouldn’t hash, it says...

Hangover Hash 2069

Hangover Hash 2069

WHEN: 01/01/2016 at 02:00PM
WHERE: 625 Pearl St, Courtyard

Happy Hour Today!!!!!

Cum have an orgy with Cockbuster and Closest D’ill Do! CB broke his ankle yesterday so happy hour will be at their place! Bring beer, your handcuffs and your pasties as we will send a video to Beano’s mom. I have fresh flower to give away. 1140 Portland...

Deck the Balls

Tune: Deck the Halls Brought to you by: Cockchester Deck the balls with mouths of hotties Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be naughty Fa la la la la la la la la Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la la la la la la la Fuck Beano’s mom til she is sterile...