[BH3] Fwd: [FCHHH] FCH3 # 130 Booze Swap Hash

WHAT: Fart Collins Hash # 130 – The Second Anal X-mas Booze Swap! Yes, it's that time of year again… when thoughts turn to naked caroling, sharing copious amounts of booze with "friends," and walking 'round in women's underwear… With thoughts of horny St. Nick on our minds, the hares are taking you practically to the North Pole–or at least the northern most trailer parks of Fart Collins…

THEME: Booze Swap! Everyone brings one bottle of something to trade (can be beer, wine, or liquor, but minimum 16oz if beer) wrapped all fancy so you can't tell what it is. At the start, we will do a white elephant style swap and you can either take home your fancy new bottle or drink it on trail!

WHEN: Saturday, 28 December @ 2 p.m.

HARES: Yeast Infection & Fatal If Swallowed…
Call if lost bored or horny–970-817-one nine five three

WHERE: Ft. Collins, CO – King Soopers Parking Lot… The one north of Willox. Look for hashers drinking beer out of the way…

TRAIL: A to B… Live Hare or two… There may be water crossings–there will be shiggy! Bring dry sox for circle…

DOG/OVERSIZED RAT FRIENDLY: No, Nope, Nadda, DO NOT BRING THEM

BRING: $7, VIRGINS, Whistle, Shagbag, Dutch to English pocket dictionary, Flash light, Fancy wrapped bottle for white elephant, Supid human tricks to WIN the Hashit!

D'ERECTIONS: King Soopers 1842 N College Ave Fort Collins, CO 80524
Look for hashers drinking in the parking lot in some out of the way corner AWAY from the entrance doors…