What: Boulder's Anal St. Patty's Day Green Dress Hash
When: 3/17 – Tuesday – St. Patrick's Day @ 5:69 HST (6:09 MST)
Where: The Attic – 949 Walnut St, Boulder – Upstairs
Hares: Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash: 5 Dolla
Bring: Your sexy self poured into a GREEN DRESS! Virgins, fleshlights, freckled Irish boobs, a wicked thirst, shag bag, and born again virgins.
Trail: A-B. An actual hash containing no shiggy, no boob or package checks, no beer, no irish car bombs, no Pearl St. song checks, and definitely no lying goddamed hares!
Dog Friendly: Have you seen all the things prohibited on Pearl St.?
When: 3/17 – Tuesday – St. Patrick's Day @ 5:69 HST (6:09 MST)
Where: The Attic – 949 Walnut St, Boulder – Upstairs
Hares: Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash: 5 Dolla
Bring: Your sexy self poured into a GREEN DRESS! Virgins, fleshlights, freckled Irish boobs, a wicked thirst, shag bag, and born again virgins.
Trail: A-B. An actual hash containing no shiggy, no boob or package checks, no beer, no irish car bombs, no Pearl St. song checks, and definitely no lying goddamed hares!
Dog Friendly: Have you seen all the things prohibited on Pearl St.?