WHEN
05/06/2023 at 02:00PM
WHERE
North Boulder Park
HARES
Buck Naked
DESCRIPTION
“You should keep in mind,” I said, “that almost everybody you talk to from now on will be drunk. People who seem very pleasant at first might suddenly swing at you for no reason at all.”
RSVP by 10am on Saturday via FB or email
Wake up from your tequila bender, drink a drink, get a map. Use that map to navigate to other drink stops, bring your empties back to the start. Fastest time wins Megan and best Derby attire will win a thing.
BRING: Ornate hats, pastel suits, stick horses, whips, roses, taste for bourbon and gambling, hemp (not weed).
Time bonus if you show proof that you placed a Derby bet, odds below.
2023 Kentucky Derby odds
Forte — 3-1
Tapit Trice — 5-1
Angel Empire — 8-1
Derma Sotogake — 10-1
Practical Move — 10-1
Kingsbarns — 12-1
Two Phil’s — 12-1
Jace’s Road — 15-1
Mage — 15-1
Raise Cain — 15-1
Rocket Can — 15-1
Verifying — 15-1
Confidence Game — 20-1
Skinner — 20-1
Disarm — 30-1
Hit Show — 30-1
Lord Miles — 30-1
Sun Thunder — 30-1
Continuar — 50-1
Reincarnate — 50-1
Cockbuster Video — 6900-1
HASH CASH
$7
On-on!
Onon@boulderh3.com