WHEN
05/06/2017 at 01:00PM
WHERE
HARES
Unnecessary Penetration and Mach 2-Point Whore
DESCRIPTION
In celebration of Cinco de Mayo and May Day (apparently) and holidazed-decision making (where Amber! interpreted a 40 minute long chorus of YMCA as consent, probably more than once) and Penni’s first lay in Boulder — CUM RUN A TRAIL!
Dogs: Sure
Strollers: Sure?
Bring: $7, shoes, Truck Stop’s rotting carcus, hashshit, deoderant, bottles of liquor with worms or centipedes in them
Trail will be long and hard and hot and sweaty. Most hounds will probably perish. Don’t be slow.
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A’
D’ERECTIONS
Shanahan Ridge Park. Park on Smugglers Way or take the Skip. Google that shit.
On-on!
Penne/Penni
UP: 301-974-2100, Mach: 303-332-7613
