WHEN
03/25/2017 at 02:30PM
WHERE
Between Rayback Collective and Outback Saloon
HARES
Just Ian, Closest Dick’ll Do, and YOU! (FRBs)
DESCRIPTION
Come out and celebrate Just Ian’s virgin lay! Actually, come out and celebrate Just Ian’s virgin tease as he will NOT help you finish!! That’s right, J. Ian and CDD will get you all hot and bothered, only to quit halfway through and ask you to “take it from here”.
Prelube @2pm at the Rayback Collective.
Hash starts at 3 somewhere between Rayback Collective and Outback Saloon. We’ll be on the west side (the side closest to the bike path). On after @ Outback Saloon(?)
J. Ian and CDD will provide chalk talk beers and circle beers. We’re planning for 3 drink checks on trail, but since it’s a pick up – you never know what will happen! You shouldn’t need money on trail, but you will need your ID.
Bring: ID, Cranium lamp, extra warmth for circle, virgins, hash shit, etc
HASH CASH
$7
TRAIL TYPE
A – A
D’ERECTIONS
Bike or walk if you can. Parking at Rayback Collective sometimes sucks. A local’s secret tip is to try parking at the side lot of the Outback Saloon.
On-on!
Closest Dick’ll Do
720-323-4760
