GM: Closest Dick’ll Do. I promise I will do my best to not forget to plan Holidaze, or any other major event in the coming year.
RA: Cum Quick Cowboy. CQC promises to lead circle, whenever he shows up to the hash.
Hash Cash: Sandy Sausage. Sandy promises to stop embezzling hash cash.
Hare Razor: Amber Alert. Amber will continue to get drunk hashers to agree to things they will later regret: haring trail.
Songmeister: Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick. Weird Ball promises to never sing more than 3 long songs per circle.
Hashtorian: RU Cummingtonite. Cummingtonite promises to outperform all previous Hashtorians, by actually doing her job.
All American Cum Stain has been elected Hashtorian Editor in Chief. His duties include leaving the 1st snarky comment on every Hashtorian post.
Hash Flash: Pee Pee McFarts. PP promises to take pictures AND post them.
Self Service Truck Stop has been appointed the position of Nutscape Czar, reporting to PP.
Hash Nerd: Liza’s Lady Dayz. Lady Dayz makes no promises to improve the website this year.
Hash Whore/Social Slut: Cockbuster Video. Cockbuster has made the BOLD promise to make sure Weird Ball gets home. He will continue to tell everyone where he is drinking every Friday night, and sometimes other nights too.
Haberdasher: Southern Generosititties. G-Titties promises to be a solid haberdasher, but only for events worthy of her time. She’s got us covered on the campouts, but no year round patches or t-shirt BS. 🙂
“Joint” Safety Committee: Shine On Harvard Yard, Cockchester, Cockbuster Video, and Liza’s Lady Days. This committee promises to share with the other hashers, if they remember. Safety Committee has responsibility of haring the 4/20 hash.
ALSO IMPORTANT: The position of Beermeister has been eliminated. We will go back to the system we had 2 years ago. Short recap: hares are responsible for pre-lube beers, circle beers/snacks, and BN/FN/SN/fish hooks/etc on trail. Hares will get reimbursed with the hash cash collected that day, however, if turnout is low, hares will be asked to accept some loss. Extra beer may be sold to the future hares. If a hash somehow turns a profit (unlikely), I’m sure there is a fair, established precedent for how Hash Cash will earmark said profit.
I think that is everything decided during Mismanagement Erections last night. Tell me/FB post if there is anything I forgot to capture. Also, please be understanding over the next few weeks as some positions will be in transition.
On on,
Closest Dick’ll Do