WHEN: 07/02/2016 at 02:00PM
HARES: Mutha Ducker, Snowball, others. Cohares needed.
DESCRIPTION:
Fools on the Mountain Hash. 95% Shiggylicious trail on Green Mountain with spectacular views. Turkey/eagle trails, keg of good beer, giant pot of chili, BYO side dishes. Charcoal & gas grills for BYO meat. The next day is Sunday, Monday’s a holiday, there’s plenty of crash space, breakfast in the morning. Don’t even THINK about driving home afterwards. Semi-professional kitchen if anyone wants to cook in the evening or morning.
PreLube starts at 2:00 PM. On-Out at 4:30 PM Hash Time
HASH CASH: Donation
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
TURKEY/EAGLE: Yes
BRING:
Camelback, snake bite kit, camera, VIRGINS, a stout hiking stick for thumping large carnivores and not busting your butt, and a powerful thirst for beer. NO HASH CASH, just donations. Light hiking boots strongly recommended over running shoes.
D’ERECTIONS:
FROM BOULDER: Take 93 S to Golden where you’ll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave. Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit. Turn right onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
BY TRAIN: Take the West Line to the Denver Federal Center. It’s a short (1 ½ mile) walk or bike ride if you turn right on Cedar instead of Alameda as in the driving directions.
FROM DENVER: Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS: Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west. Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
ADDITIONAL INFO:
HAZARDS: Plentiful rattlesnakes; a large, brazen pack of urban coyotes that want to eat your dog; the occasional mountain lion. I am not joking.
DOGS: DEFINTITELY YES! Pre-Lube, Trail and On-After are all Ultra dog-friendly, of course. Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture.
KIDS: Strollers will be impossible on trail. If you want to hash with your larva then you’ll need to put ‘em in a backpack carrier.
CONTACT: Questions? Call yo Mutha on his mobile: 303-845-2125 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com.
On-on!
Mutha Ducker 