WHEN: 03/17/2016 at 06:09PM
WHERE: Owsley’s Golden Road 8===D 1301 Broadway, Boulder, CO 80302 (click to view on Google Maps)
HARES: Sandy Sausage, Weird Ball, Cockbuster (O-R-G-Y)
DESCRIPTION:
Come get stupid drunk in your finest Green Dress on the smartest of Irish holidays.
There will be a shitty trail. There will be irish car bombs. There will be salmon checks. There will be ghostly pale Irish body parts of all types. Circle will be indoors, unless we have fap-tastic weather.
HASH CASH: 7
TRAIL TYPE: A – B
TURKEY/EAGLE: Yes
BRING:
An ID, sacrificial virgins, hash cash, pretty green lady clothes (that means a dress, you half minds), a thirst for beer, a hunger for pale bodies, cranium lamp (for the eagles), extra bar crawl cash.
D’ERECTIONS:
It’s the dead head bar off of Broadway and Pleasant, you can’t miss it. The name of the bar is spray painted in rainblow colors all over the side of the building. www.owsleysgoldenroad.com/
ADDITIONAL INFO:
For the half minds: this is a turkey/eagle trail, so if you want to run and get blasted go with the eagles, if you want to just get blasted, go with the turkeys.
No dogs/kids. Dags ain’t allowed on Pearl St, which we’ll probably end up pissing on eventually.
On After/Party: Closest Dick’ll Do and Cockbuster’s Place (or Pearl St Pub), hit Sandy up if you need the address or if you get lost. Hit Weird Ball and Cockbuster up if you need sexual pleasures.
CONTACT: Sandy Sausage @ 7135032198 / Weird Ball @ 3037177994 / Cockbuster @ 7202918723
On-on!
Sandy Sausage 