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WHEN

10/09/2016 at 03:00PM

WHERE

Valmont City Park

HARES

Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick and Cum Quick Cowboy

DESCRIPTION

I’m going to be busy trying tiny pours of countless different beers at GABF this Saturday, but that means that SUNDAYis a perfect time for me to work off my hangover by setting a trail on which you can sample whole cans of a small number of different cheap beers.  And who knows—maybe there will be some brown paper bags full of fancy beer to try.

BRING — A whistle, the Hashit, a hangover, pretzel necklaces, virgins, a thirst for beer, etc.

D’ERECTIONS

On Valmont, east of Foothills Parkway, turn south on Airport Road to find parking.  Then look for people trying to inconspicuously pre-lube.  Or on a bike, it’s just off of the Goose Creek Trail.

HASH CASH

$7

On-on!
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick

Weird.Ball.Yank.a.Dick@gmail.com / 303.717.7994