05/06/2017 at 01:00PM
Unnecessary Penetration and Mach 2-Point Whore
In celebration of Cinco de Mayo and May Day (apparently) and holidazed-decision making (where Amber! interpreted a 40 minute long chorus of YMCA as consent, probably more than once) and Penni’s first lay in Boulder — CUM RUN A TRAIL!
Bring: $7, shoes, Truck Stop’s rotting carcus, hashshit, deoderant, bottles of liquor with worms or centipedes in them
Trail will be long and hard and hot and sweaty. Most hounds will probably perish. Don’t be slow.
A – A’
Shanahan Ridge Park. Park on Smugglers Way or take the Skip. Google that shit.