01/26/2020 at 1:69 pm
The Cocks (Cockchester and Cockbuster)
THEME: Schitt’s Creek
WEAR: A wig, a suit, black and white everything, a neon t-shirt you bought @ an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case.
BRING: ID on trail, your bébé, a cedar box for your sweaters, virgins, disgruntled pelicans, an unrecognizable accent and a keg-killing liver.
TRAIL: A-A’ (less than 1/4 mile from Williams Tavern)