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We generally Hash every other Saturday—late afternoon in warm months and early afternoon in cold months.

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Please only post Boulder hashes here. Check out the Colorado H3 site to see info for kennels across the state.

  • *This will automagically be posted to this website, emailed to the BH3 mailing list, tweeted to the BH3 Twitter within an hour of you submitting this form.
  • DO NOT CREATE A FACEBOOK EVENT. Facebook is weird and only allows group administrators to invite the entire BH3 Facebook Group to an event. So once this is posted on the website, one of the administrators will eventually create the event on Facebook if they aren't too drunk.
  • For help, email the Hash Nerd at
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[BH3] Boulder Hash #751 – Fart Collins Invasion Pre-Lube

Greetings intrepid wankers! This Saturday some half-mind promised our sexy neighbors to the north that the Boulder Kennel would stage an invasion of their Alice in Wonderland Hash! But wait! The Hash gods have smiled upon us and that's not until 5:00. Which leaves...

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[BH3] BH3 #750: Pickup Hash

What: It's been a while since we've had a Pickup Hash, so lets throw one in on an off week. Just Jon and Weird Ball will bring the flour and beer, and we'll all make trail up as we go along. When: Sunday, October 4th, 4 pm. Where: The office park at the east end of...

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[BH3] another frikin hash #749

What: another frikin hashWhere: you will have to drive to this hash so keep that in mindyou will lose reception just around the time you think you are lost so write this downthe start is here:25 Switzerland TrailBoulder, CO 8030240°01'30.2"N 105°25'29.6"WD’erections:...

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[BH3] G4 Memorial Hash – Friday!

BFHHH #359 (maybe?)What: G4 Memorial HashTrail: A – A'Hares: Chocolate Salty Balls & ProBoneMe (with much assistance from Yeast Infection, Pig Pimp, Pod, Muffet, the Green Pussy, and others)When: Friday, September 11, 2015 at 6:30 pmPre-Lube: Odd 13 Brewing, 301...

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BH3 # 748: The Golden Hash / Be Who You want To Be

What: 1/4 Cup of Cock's virgin lay (It's about time you lazy fuck!) The Golden Hash! Get your tukus in a car and drive down to Golden for something a little different. The theme is: Be Who You want To Be (AKA your best impression of 1/4 Cup of Cock). Not dog friendly...

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Boulder BASH #2

What:  BASH #2   Boulder Hash #747When:  Saturday 8/22 @ 5:69Where:  World Famous Dark Horse SaloonHares:  Just Ben and HomoWreckerHash Cash:  $0 - Bring $ for trailTrail: I don't know if this is hash #747 or 746.5 because we're doing it...

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BH3 #746 – Wizards of Woodstock Hash!

There will be a hash to commemorate two of the funkiest things that have ever happened on this Earth: Woodstock (8/15/1969) and the Wizard of Oz (8/15/1939). Wizards and hippies will unite for the first time in many years to run in a loop like idiots!When: Saturday...

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[BH3] BH3 #745 – Yuppie Hash – Saturday 8/1 @ 5:15

Mark Twain once commented:"Suppose you were shit, then suppose you were a yuppie. But I repeat myself."There will also be a beer mile before this trail! So show up to laugh at all the racists. Or participate in one lap and then spew your brew all over...

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[BH3] BH3 #744 – It’s a BASH!

What:  This Saturday's trail with be a Bash (aka Bike Hash, aka Boozy Boulder Bike Brewery and Bar Bacchanalia).  When:  Saturday 7/18 @ 5:69 HST (6:09 pm)Where:  Sanitas BreweryHares:  Amber Alert and FriendsHash Cash:  $0Bring:  A Bike!  Money and ID (since all...

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BH3 #740: Happy Birthday America Hash

[Posted for All American Cumstain]Good Afternoon,To celebrate the glorious occasion of shooting a bunch of Red Coats and becoming the greatest nation on Earth, we will hash.  Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a...

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5th Anal Boulder H3 Summer Campout

What5th Anal Boulder H3 Summer CampoutWhenFriday, July 10 to Sunday, July 12Hash Cash$20 to Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick. Before the campout, either send $20 to through Paypal ( or...

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[BH3] Ask and you shall receive (…a day late)

What: A hashWhen: Saturday 20 Jun @ 1800 (that's 5:69 pm or 5:00 pm Beano Time)Where: Arapahoe Ridge ParkHares: Beano and Lady Dayz(?)Hash Cash: 5 intergalactic creditsBring: Your enthusiasm for mud and a mild tolerance for sheit beerTrail: Alpha - Zulu...

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3rd Anal Toga/Bolder Boulder/Memorial Day Hash

What: 3rd Anal Toga/Bolder Boulder/Memorial Day HashIt's Memorial Day and the day of the Bolder Boulder. We will annoy/enthral the tail end of the Bolder Boulder as we zigzag through sections of the course, drink beer, and tuck boners. Afterwards, we will grill,...

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BH3 #736: Yo Momma’s Day Eve

What: While the CU students are leaving, Mother's Day is cumming up. Yo momma's so special, you'd better run around and start drinking the day before…When: Saturday May 9th, 1:69 PMWhere: North Boulder ParkHares: Just Greg and Weird Ball Yank-a-DickTrail: A–A'Hash...

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BH3 #735

Boulder Hash #735!When: Saturday, April 25th @ 2:30Where: 4016 26th, Boulder,Co. park at the elks club please!What: just trust me. aha ha haHares: Johnny Brawsome, Just John ( 2 by1?), and Cockbuster!Trail: A to AHash cash:5 dolla make ya hollaOn-after: Planning a...

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