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WHEN: 01/01/2016 at 02:00PM

 

WHERE: 625 Pearl St, Courtyard

 

HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy and Just Grant

 

DESCRIPTION:

Get your new year started off right with cocks, socks, beer and BH3. We don’t care WTF you wear.

No dogs/kids/etc.

On-After: 625 Pearl St., Apt. 12 until we run out of beer/liquor or Just Grant’s neighbors kick us out of the complex, then the Sundowner off of Pearl Necklace.

 

HASH CASH: 5

 

TRAIL TYPE: A – A

 

TURKEY/EAGLE: No

 

BRING:

Your hangover, traction, drugs, coffee, advil, wizard sticks, cock socks, a thirst for beer and shiggy.

 

D’ERECTIONS:

use Google Maps you fucking twats.

 

ADDITIONAL INFO:

Traction is highly recommended due to the likelihood of ice, snow, and anal seepage on trail. Any cigarette smoking cannot be done within the “cunt-plex” at 625 Pearl St.

 

CONTACT: Just Grant @7135032198, Cum Quick Cowboy @4042687000

On-on!
Just Grant