WHEN: 01/01/2016 at 02:00PM
WHERE: 625 Pearl St, Courtyard
HARES: Cum Quick Cowboy and Just Grant
Get your new year started off right with cocks, socks, beer and BH3. We don’t care WTF you wear.
On-After: 625 Pearl St., Apt. 12 until we run out of beer/liquor or Just Grant’s neighbors kick us out of the complex, then the Sundowner off of Pearl Necklace.
HASH CASH: 5
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
Your hangover, traction, drugs, coffee, advil, wizard sticks, cock socks, a thirst for beer and shiggy.
use Google Maps you fucking twats.
Traction is highly recommended due to the likelihood of ice, snow, and anal seepage on trail. Any cigarette smoking cannot be done within the “cunt-plex” at 625 Pearl St.
CONTACT: Just Grant @7135032198, Cum Quick Cowboy @4042687000