11/19/2016 at 11:45AM
2 if by Gay Socks 1 if by Cowboy Hat AND Cum Quick Cowboy
Let’s get ready to rumble! Your CU Humpbacks are playing those hot moms from out west in the game of sportsball. So come on down to the GameDay Hash! Don’t worry about attending, the score will be posted online. Lace up those shitty hashing shoes! Throw on a sportsball jersey! Bring your sportsball attitude (domestic violence excluded) down nearish the campus. We’re gonna have a shitty time!
When? Noon. THE HARES WILL LEAVE AT 12:15PM. HOUNDS OUT AT 12:30PM. If you are late, text a hare (phone #’s at bottom).
Bring: ID on trail, sportsballs, weird balls, hashits (MACH!), sports bras, safety helmets, virgins who love sports, Dogs with leashes, those tiny women’s volleyball shorts
Prelube: The World Famous Dark Horse
Postlube: The World Famous Dark Horse
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The Dark Horse will be packed. Be prepared to park in one of the nearby shopping center lots.
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