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WHEN

11/17/2018 at 02:00PM

WHERE

Hungry Toad, 2543 Broadway, Boulder, CO 80304

HARES

rode hard, put up wet & cum quick cowboy

DESCRIPTION

+ 500 pts for wearing ski gear
+ 250 pts for calling your mom on trail
+ 1000 pts for a BN
+ 1000 pts for the sickest line of the day
+ 150 pts for whacking your pole
+ 500 pts for a pro call-out (if we see Sage Canaday)
+ 300 pts for informing passersby that your fellow hashers eat ass

hares: rode hard put up wet, cum quick cowboy
when: saturday, hares away at 2:30, and we WILL leave your ass
mountains: i don’t know, but this is a ski movie
hash cash: probably, but not my job

HASH CASH

$7

TRAIL TYPE

A – A’

D’ERECTIONS

1 go to the start of the hash
2 hash
2.5 altoid hummer
3 finish hashing

On-on!
rode hard, put up wet

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