WHEN: 04/23/2016 at 04:00PM
HARES: the Lannister Twins (a.k.a. Sandy Sausage & Blackout Mount
Weiner…weiner, weiner…weiner, weiner.
Lord of beer, come to us in our soberness. We offer you these hounds as sacrifice. Take them and cast your drunkenness upon us. For the night is dark and full of whores.
HASH CASH: 7
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
Fur coats and vests and underwear, extra shoes, virgins, shiggy socks, and pants, an ID, fire crotches, torches, all black clothes, a desire for blood, beer, fire, and dominance (or submission depending on your predilections).
1. Go to Boulder
2. Pick up Beano’s Mom
3. Go down Arapahoe to 55th Street
4. Fuck Beano’s Mom behind the dumpsters
5. Turn right onto Central Ave
6. Stop when you see Upslope Brewery
No kids. Hounds, stags, and dire wolves encouraged.
Pre-lube: Upslope Brewery at 3PM
On After/Party: Upslope Brewery until they’ve had enough of our shit, then Wildwoods Brewing.