03/12/2017 at 12:45PM
Cockbustah Vidéo n’ Self Service Truck Stoop
What: The 800th hash! Holy chocolate Pope I can’t believe it’s happened. Might as well die now. Kinda like Bredo Morstøl and then we can be famous enough to have a wikipedia article created after us en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_Dead_Guy_Days
Elements of the festival will be incorporated into this hash SO IT IS SUPER IMPORTANT TO SHOW UP EARLY AND PURCHASE A WRISTBAND unless you want to be sad and sit outside of the party tents while we all get drunk and watch Cummingtonight and Lady Doinks dance the fandango really, really good.
Costumes: Dress as dead people, dead whores by the roadside, people who eat dead whores by the roadside, or people who should have been dead already (Pee Pee McFuchs, Brrrgggffff, Mach, Zeeke).
Bring: $10 for entry into the tents! Popsicle boners and hard nips.
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D’Erections: Meet at the Carousel of Happiness in the center of town. goo.gl/maps/kGjkZsU2ToM2
Taking the bus/hitchhiking is highly recommended because parking will be almost nonexistent.
Departure times from Downtown Boulder station are 10:10 and 12:10. Take the earlier bus so you can have fun pre-hash.