WHEN: 12/19/2015 at 04:00PM
WHERE: Outback Saloon
Festivus For The Rest Of Us!! Ugly sweaters, light-up tutus and Krampus dick sheaths should be worn.
IMPORTANT! Pre-lube will begin at 4:00 pm at the Outback. We will shuttle everyone to the actual start location with the last shuttle leaving Outback at 5:00 pm.
Late Cummers: contact Amber Alert for all ze info (585-750-8922)
HASH CASH: $7
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
TURKEY/EAGLE: We’ll see
Coffee tumbler (preferably one with a lid that doesn’t leak and shit), HASHSHIT, shit for getting safe and shit, FLESHLIGHTS.
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CONTACT: Cockchester: 716-628-2353, email@example.com