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WHEN
12/12/2020 at 12:69pm

WHERE
Taco Bell

HARES
All American Cum Stain, Cockchester, PeePee McFarts, Semen 4 Vegan

DESCRIPTION

Saturday 12/12/2020 is Day of the Virgin, so we are required by law to hash in honor of virgins everywhere. In Mexico, all people born on this day are supposed to be named Guadalupe, so if anyone brings a virgin with that name, you win an all-inclusive meal for two at our starting location–Boulder’s finest Mexican restaurant–Taco Bell.

WHEN: Saturday 12/12/2020 at 12:69pm

WHERE: Boulder’s most renowned Mexican restaurant

BRING: virgins, vessels, vaccines, Virgen de Guadalupe candles, hash cash ($7), hashish, masks, ofrendas, drug rug onesies, your own snacks.

DON’T BRING: SARS-CoV-2, narcs, murder dogs, Cha-Cha.

HASH CASH
$7

On-on!
onon@boulderh3.com