12/12/2020 at 12:69pm
All American Cum Stain, Cockchester, PeePee McFarts, Semen 4 Vegan
Saturday 12/12/2020 is Day of the Virgin, so we are required by law to hash in honor of virgins everywhere. In Mexico, all people born on this day are supposed to be named Guadalupe, so if anyone brings a virgin with that name, you win an all-inclusive meal for two at our starting location–Boulder’s finest Mexican restaurant–Taco Bell.
WHEN: Saturday 12/12/2020 at 12:69pm
WHERE: Boulder’s most renowned Mexican restaurant
BRING: virgins, vessels, vaccines, Virgen de Guadalupe candles, hash cash ($7), hashish, masks, ofrendas, drug rug onesies, your own snacks.
DON’T BRING: SARS-CoV-2, narcs, murder dogs, Cha-Cha.