WHEN: 02/13/2016 at 01:00PM
HARES: 1/4 Cup of Cock and Anaphylactic Cock
On a Saturday in a Broomfield not far away…
Da Barbarella Hash…
(A Cocktastic Birthday Space Case of a Trail)
Queen of the Birthday Galaxy….
Dawn your shiniest metallic, your intergalactic ass pants, your floating cats in space shirts, tease your hair into its best 60’s fluff and cum celebrate the Jane Fonda of Dawn at her prime… or wait… Dawn of Jane Fonda…? Anyhoo….. Not just one but TWO birthday hares, send a check to charity and cum make our birthdays stellar! (Hot-to-twat and Nekkid we do ♥ you).
HASH CASH: 5
TRAIL TYPE: A – A
ID, 5$, leave your sex trophies at home but bring the replacement ones (dawgs), Dry shoes/socks for after, galaxy pants, shiny clothes, foil outfits, thigh-high boots, spacey attitude, aliens, smiles, thirst for possible booze filled drinks and beer.
A-A out in the Ether at Wonderland Brewing, 39.9091071,-105.0583 for those of you who live off coordinates. D’Rections: turn at Chase (Right from 287), left on Pacific Frontage Road.
Plan to carpool if you want to come to the birthday party after as there may be limited parking due to the snow piles and take advantage of designating WierdBall as your driver anyway.
Starts at 1300 or 1pm for all you nonmilitary time folks. Cum early for pre-lube at the start for good beer. This should give loads of time for after shenanigans. Prep for togas, short skirts, and awesome party attire at ¼ Cup’s if you so choose to continue the adventures! Get D’erections to 1/4 Cup’s place from her at the hash.